i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
OHHOHO SHOTS FIRED
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!
this fucking dickhead has been saying shit to the beautiful person we know as Hannah, and I want everyone who sees this post to find that asshole and give him hell
I have 2k fucking followers don’t let me down
ps: I’d write more about it but the pictures are pretty self explanatory
What a fucking piss ant.
I’m trying to find this kid but I can’t!!
do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet